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Eskimo
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If you were God...
« Thread Started on Mar 26, 2005, 8:40pm »

If you were God what would you do?

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Re: If you were God...
« Reply #1 on Mar 27, 2005, 2:27am »

Whatver gods doing now, cause obviosly he knows everything and is already doing it the best it could ever possibly be done.

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Re: If you were God...
« Reply #2 on Mar 27, 2005, 7:25pm »

I'd destroy everything and start over. =) Since I'm assuming you're basing this on Christian Mythos, I'd throw zealots into Hell, pull the interesting people out of Hell, and then collapse it. i.e. destroy. Obliterate. No more adversary, no more boring/zealous people.

Then I'd probably amuse myself by interfering in the lives of mortals. Pulling pranks that no human could pull and such.

Jest: If that's the case, it wouldn't matter if you were God, because you'd be exactly the same as the current God, and as such, have no sense of self. =) No one would even notice the change of management. Also, it seems the God in question is in a bout of introspection if he is indeed a reality and is indeed doing something. Either that, or he's reading a review of Evangelion...

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Re: If you were God...
« Reply #3 on Mar 30, 2005, 4:03pm »

If I were God? Well, first off, I'd take a leaf out of the bible and start the Revelation a tad early, go through everything that has to do with that, then see how many people are left on Earth. Then, I'd kill 'em all off and start off, trying to achieve a perfect race. Okay, got my Hitler rant out.

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Re: If you were God...
« Reply #4 on Apr 1, 2005, 12:36am »

I would go to all the inhabited planets (assuming there is any other then on earth) and mercilessly slaughter all who opposed my ruling. Then I’d rearrange the day names, months and such forth backwards just to confuse everyone. I’d issue a day where everyone has to wear diapers on their heads or they would be shot dead on site. There also wouldn’t be such a thing as spammers as I would use my powers and make so there heads were permanently logged up their butt. This, of course, doesn’t include people who simply are more random in their typing as I hear some people call that spamming. No, this would solely consist of people whose purpose in posting is to destroy websites. There will also not be such a thing as gay males (females maybe:p) but definitely not males. That and every national Anthem must either be funny, cool, or about me, which will go back to the cool thing. Also, there will be no more war because if someone so much as takes out a weapon on anyone other then an animal I will have all their limbs fall off and all their sex organs fall off and then after they suffer for a good bit a elephant will crap in their mouth and then crush their head like a watermelon.

Also toilets will all be made of gold and talk, some complaining about their “crappy” lives and others simply cheerily saying such nonsense like “Have a good…err…one!”<br>Video games will also become a national support, and virtual reality will be made possible through no other then me.

I have a ton of other things I could come up with on the spot, but: A.) I don't think you'd want to read them, and B.) I dfinnitely don't want to type them.

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